Thursday 4 September 2014

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

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                 URDU FUNNY SMS
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Frong 2 Najoomi:
Frong 2 Najoomi:
Pls tell my future;

Najomi:
A young smart girl, will touch u

Frog:
WOW: When & where??

Najoomi:
Next semester in Bilogy Lab…..D

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Iska pasive voice banao.

Teacher: Iska pasive voice banao.

“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.

Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson
mein Bachay ho jaty hain…

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zip dekh kar

Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar
class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?

Teacher ko gussa aya

teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Meri skin bohat soft,

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft,
mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon? Doctor: “KUNDI”

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Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?

Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?

Is liye ta’kay marnay ke baad
Agar Jannat main jaye to acha feel kare

Or

Agar Jahannum main jaye to Ajeeb na lage……

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Sulagta Jism

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..?

Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan

Agar hai To usko

DENGI VIRUS hai. TAKE CARE.

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Agar koi larki pareshan hai

Agar koi larki pareshan hai
ya udass hai to ye taveez usko
send karo khush ho jaye gi,
Aazmana zaroor.
<0 ><3><3><3>
<3><6><7><4>
   <0><1><2>

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5 cror ka sawal

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha
“Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?
yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di
mgr tmara naam nahi btaya.

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Line marne k bohut se tareque hain

Line marne k bohut se tareque hain
Jinme se 3 mandrja zail hiain
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1. Pencil se…)
2. Pen se…)
3. Marker se..)
Be positive ……..

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Question for brillent people

Question for brilliant people
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Question was only for brilliant peoples
So you plz relax………

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doctor ne marez se kaha

1. doctor ne marez se kaha.
main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun
lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha, 

doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki
dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

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4 students ne

4 students ne Monthly test ki tayari nai ki,
unho ne 1 mansoba bnaya or
woh agly din principl k pas gae
or kaha

”sir hum shadi main gae thy,
raste me gari ka tyre pnctre ho gya,
hm sari raat dhakka lgaty rahy,
es lye parh nai ske.

principal ne maan lia or unhe 1 din ka time dia,

1 din baad unhen 4 different rooms main bithaya or
sirf 1 sawal dia.

Q-  KONSA TYRE PNCTRE THA?
1- front right
2- front left
3- back right
4- back left
same jawab do to sab pass.-

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If King asks me ”what do u want?

If King asks me ”what do u want?
”Million dollars or a true friend” !

I will choose,Million dollars”

Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gay..

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3 banday Haj nahi kar saktay

3 banday Haj nahi kar saktay

1.   ASIF ZARDARI, Q K koi shaks apney ap
      ko pathar nahi mar sakta

2.   ALTAF HUSSIN, Q K hajj telephoe pe
      nahi ho sakta..D

3.  NAWAZ SHARIF, Q K koi shahks 1
     crore ka hiar tranplant kar k tind
     karwanay ki galti nahi karay ga

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Part and art of Living...

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

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SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Jokes SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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