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Tuesday 2 September 2014

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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar

Boy 1: Kion ??

Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai

Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"

Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"

Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?

Wife remained silent for some time…

Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??

Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain

DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain

Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,

unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,

dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?

Dadi sharmaty howe boli:

Ammi ne jane nai diya

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain

Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?

Shopkeeper: Haan hai

Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai

Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?

Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia

Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi

1 Ticket mai 2 mazay

Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga

Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath

Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai

Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar

Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia

Ke bewi se kia bolon!!

Akhir wo bola

Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,

Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy

He decided to kill himself and his wife

Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola

"Tu khush mat ho, agla number taira hai"

1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha

boht thak gia tu bola:

"aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?"

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa

Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?

Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai

Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho