SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic : SMS Urdu Funny SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Wednesday 3 September 2014

SMS Urdu Funny SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

SMS Urdu Funny Biography

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Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
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Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
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Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

1 sardar ne nayyi chaddi li
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti uta kar kaha mairi nayyi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya tu dekha chaddi almari mai pari thi.