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Veena Malik ka Pak army kay jawaanon say khitaab

Aagr meri jesi ek larki pak army ki tmam units ma post kr di jae to fouj ki leave ki problem hamesha k liye khatam ho skti hay,

Veena Malik ka Corps comd conf men point, SM Khush

Veena malik ka boycot

Agr us larki ko pta hota k us rat me kitna maza hy tu wo kbi pepsi lene na bhagti….!!!

Veena Malik ka 65 wali pepsi ka bycot krty hue josh me a geen……..!!

Dr. Sahib main 3 saal tak bachay paida nahi karna chahti.

Doctor: Tum Condom le lo

Aurat: Pani k sath ya doodh k sath?

Doctor: Kelay k saath

Souhaag raat kou dulhaa nay apni dulhan say pocha "Shaadi say pehlay kitnay mardoun say tumhari dosti thi"?

dulhan ki taweel khamoshi par dulhaa nay phir pocha "kiya jawaab nahin dou gi"?

"main abhi gin rahi hou"

dulhan nay jawaab diya....

Shohar: Jaan! Munna yahien se bahir aata hai na?

Bivi: (Muskuraatay hoe)

G Haan lekin aap jhanko mat

wo andar Nazar nahi aaye ga.............Bohat Chota Suraakh hai...........

Thori Dair Baad...........School ki Bell Bajti hai. Munna bahir aata hai, aur Miyan Bivi Munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jaatay hain.

Suraakh School k Gate mein bhi ho sakta hai janaab,

Main ne pehlay bi arz kia tha k Tabdeeli soch badalnay se aaey gi leader badalnay say nahin

.......Good oyee

2Girls ki Baat Cheet,

1st: Kal Mera Boy Friend Date per Mujhay apnay Flat per le Gya

2nd: Really? Phir kia Hua?

1st: He kissed me Gently

2nd: woooow. Phir?

1st: Phir us ne mery new kurty ka pehla button khola, jo me ne Commercial market ki famous bouteekse sale main person hi lia tha.

2nd: Tum ne naya kurta lia wo b comercial market ki famous bouteek se

1st: yes sale wo b 50% discount per

2nd: sale ab tak lagi hay kia?

1st: yes, Aao Commercial market cheltay hain tum ko b dila doon:

:Phir donon commercial market chali gai

film kay poster kay ooper kisi nay peer sahab kay urs ka poster laga dia donon thoray phat gay or tehreer yeh ban gai "1 ticket main 2 mazay dance kay bad langar bhi taqseem kia jaay ga. hazrat molaana alaama badmaash gujar or shan kay full action khawateen kay liay parday ka khas intezaam reema kay dilfraib raqs main shamil ho kar sawaab u daraain hasil karain"

Larki se piyar main "YES" to koi bhi bulwa sakta hai laiken us se

"YESSSSSS"

"OH YESSSSSS"

"OH YESS YESSSSSS YES"

Bulwana har kisi kay bus ki baat nahi

plz join pogo for further detail

Station pe 1 admi apne 9 bachon k 7 betha tha Bache bht shor kar rhy thy

itny me 1 Bzurg apni lathi se thak thak karte hue guzray to Bachon ka Bap Bola:

Hazrat ap apni lathi k aage Rubber Charha lain to shor nahi karegi.

Buzurg: Agr yehi kaam tu ne kia hota to itna shor na hota.

jo sms samajh gay wo aage fwd kare baqi bache taeleem jari rakhain

Japan president name: Yua Yua Ma Yua

Prime Minister: Tang Shang Chuk

Governor: L... shun pa

Speaker: pa pura pa

1st Lady: Chan Zore La

Shehzada: La oil La

Shehzadi: Ooh Ooh Aa Aa: