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Friday, 5 September 2014

Joke SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Joke SMS In Urdu Biography

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1. Dunya mein sab se bra or khatanaaak Jaduu kahan hota he..

Beauty Parlour mein.

Jati koi aur hai,

Aati koi aur hai :)

2. Admi to Sardar

Admi:

Yar ye AHO kon log kehtey hen?

Sardar:

Bhai ye jo pendu, unparh, jahil Log hotay hen wo baltay hen

Admi:

Acha ap parhay likhay ho

Sardar:

Aho

3. Night Tips:

Raat ko sony se pehley 1 marchar ko zaroor maar deya karen ta ke…

Baqi machar uski akhri rasoomat k liye chalay jaen aur aap mazay ki neend so saken

4. Mulazim: Light chali gai hai

Meera: tu Mother light jala lo na

Mulazim: Mother-light?

Meera: I mean ‘mom bati’

5. Larkian arranged marriage ko love marriage (pasand ki shadi) per tarjeeh kiun deti hain?

Kiun k woh jaanti hain ke “ghair kamina , apno k nammony se behter hai”

6. aik larki pull (bridge) k ooper se chalang laganay hi wali thee ke aik motor bike wala pass aa kar rukka aur bola k agar tum khud kushi karne hi lagi ho tu pehle mujhe aik kiss kar du… woh larki maan gai aur aik lamba kis kiye. motor bike walay ne khud kushi ki wajah poochi, tu woh boli

Ghar walon ko mera larki ban kar ghoomna pasand nahin……

Mera naam Bashird Khusra hai :)

(‘,’)/ Ahk thoo

Paray dafa ho Beghairt !!

7. Agar apka kisi ne dil nahin dukhaya tu

Iska matlab yeh ke aaj tak ap se kisi ne mohabat hi nahin ki

8. Yeh kaise pata chalaya ja sakta hai ke yeh SMS sikh ne behja hai?

SMS ke ooper ticketain lagi hongi

9. Idiot (ghadhay) ke liye yeh bohat behter hai ke woh apna monh band hi rakhe taakay loag sirf soach hi saken ke woh idiot hai

Na ke monh khol kar sabit kar de ke woh waqee idiot hai.

10. Aik sikh ko kele k darakht se kele utarne ke job mili.. lakin 2 din baad job se nikal deya geya… bataye kiun?

…

Kiun k woh sab tehre kailon ko pehnkta ja raha tha. :)

11. Kamyabi ka raaz iss main hai ke aap ko maloom ho ke apki nakami ki zimmaydar kon hai

12. Have a great day……. somewhere else

13. Husband thakaa huva aya or biwi se bola:

“pani pila du”

Biwi:kya pyas lgi hai???

HUSBAND(ghussy sy):

“nahin yeh dekhna hai kaheen gala leek tu nahin karta”

14. Newton’s Law of Aashiqui..

Every Aashiq continues to do aashiqi until a chapel or a Thappar hit upon his with a velocity of 9.8m/s by a lovelly girl, this force is called Baezatti, which is directly proportional to sharmindagi but begherti remains constant.

15. Wife:tm saari duniya main bhi dhoondo tu mujh jesi doosri nahi miley ge

Husband: keya mera dimagh khrab hai jo me doosri bi tm jesi e dhundun ga…

16. Sardar went to Microsoft office for interview

Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?

Sardar: Marr Java, Mitt Java, Lut Java te mein Sadqay Java

17. Doctor ne mareez ki memory wash kr di aur pucha kuch yaad aa rha hai?

Mareez:sirf bivi ka naam

Doctr hans kr:sb kuch formate hogya hai mgr virus nahi gya J

18. Sheikh:aik rupay ka easy load kar do,

Dokandar:itna load krwa k call krni hai ya msg??

Sheikh: 0 krna ty kuj v nai,bus aven pesy urran di adat ay….! J

19. Girl to boy….

Sigret chhor do.

Boy:chhor di.

Girl:paan chhor do.

Boy:chorr diya.

Girl:aj sy 5 waqt namaz start kr do.

Boy:aj sy wo bi start kr di.

Girl:apni parhai per tawaja diya karo.

Boy:aj sy wo bi shuru.

Kuch din baad

Girl:mjh se shaadi karo gy?

Boy:ji nai….

Shadi nai hoskti

Girl:wo kyn?

Boy:baji me itna sudhar gaya hun k ab tou tm sy achi larki mil skti hai.. J

20. Dulha,dulhan se:shadi se pehly koi boy friend tha?

Dulhan silent!

Dulha chilla kar:main is khamoshi ko kya samjhun?

Dulhan

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