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Monday 1 September 2014

Funny SMS In Urdu Biography

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Lips se lips milty hain

Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota

hai ..?

Aye hayee

Munh band ho jata hai or kia..

Mulk se zyda Soch badlne ki bht zrurat hai

tm logo ki.. :D :)

Matric k bad kia kro gey??

Friend: Matric k bad kia kro gey??

pathan: Agr fail hua to Mochi banun ga,

Friend: Agr pass hue to??

Pathan: Phr to inshallah hm apna Tandoor kholey ga.. :D :)

Doctors Ki Team Ne

Doctors Ki Team Ne “MOUT” Pe Research Ki hY,

Aur Wo is Nateejey Per Puhunchey hYn

k,,

Mout Allah ki taraf se aati he,

kisi ko msg karney sy nahin aati.. :D kamino

Tamam log sunn len

Garmi bht ho gayi hy.

Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy.

Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen

Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den

Q k

“BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy.

Mera farz tha ap ko batana

or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :) :p

Customer to Banker

Customer: Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karwata houn, to kitnay din mein clear ho ga..?

Banker: Sir, 2-3 din lagein ge..

Customer: Dono Banks aamne saamne hain, phir itnay din Q lagein ge.?

Banker: Sir, procedure to follow karna parta hai.

For example: agar aap Qabristan ke bahir, accident mein mar jatay hain, to pehlay aap ko Ghar le kar jaein ge,

Ghusal dein ge,

kafan pehnaein ge,

Janaza prhein ge,

ya wahien dafna dein ge..?

Customer: . . . . . . “Lanat teri misaal te”..:p:p

Suno G Jis Molvi ne

Wife: Suno G Jis Molvi ne

Humara Nikaah Parhaya tha,

Wo Aaj Faut ho gya hai…

Husband: Burey Kam da Bura Nateeja..:p:p