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Monday 1 September 2014

Adult SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Adult SMS In Urdu Biography

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Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ……………..

Wah Shakal to uski lu*d thi FARAZ…………………….

Lekn us ka figur lu*d khara kr gaya Wah wah.

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Teacher:kaunsi cheez mu main nahi leni chahiye?

Student:jalta hwa bulb.

Teacher:kiun?

Student:Mummy papa say kh rahi thi

pehle bulb bujhao phir mu me loon gi:-)

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Un se kaho khwabon mai aya na karo..

Faraz

Subha sardi buhat hoti hai nahaya nahi jata

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Jani tery liye rishta hai boht sharif larki he

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shokriya ki koi bat nai tuoo to apna yaar hai,

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Exam and sex k bad sari girls ki

feelngs same hoti hain!

1-kitna lamba tha na.

2-kaash kuch time aur mil jata

3-pehle kitna dar lag raha tha na,phir to pata hi nahi chala k kab hogaya.

4-ufff 3 ghante tak to meri saans hi band hogai thi.

5-Aagay ka to theek tha, peechay ka kitna mushkil tha na.

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1968

Dulha jahez me TV mangta tha,

1978

Motor Cycle,

1988

Plot,

1998

AC & car,

2008

Dulha jahez me sirf ZERO meter dulhan mangta hy!

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A girl to his boy friend…

Kia tum mere liye Farhaad ki tarha dhood ki nahrein nahi nikaal sakte?

Boy: Kyu nahi tum zara apne nippal mere hath me do

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Humein to bus tumhare d0sti ka khayal tha

*¥¤ “FARAZ”¤¥*

Warna chiknay bacchay to hum chorra nahi kartey..

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Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.

Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.

Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.

Judge nay pucha,machar tou urrh gaya

tou us nay kaha k urrh tu gaya par

kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!

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In a lift,a man accidently touched a

ladys breast

Man:If ur heart is as soft as ur breast,

u’l forgive me

Lady:If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow,

i’m in room 25