Thursday 4 September 2014

Double Meaning SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Double Meaning SMS In Urdu Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

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           DOUBLE MEANING SMS 
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In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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pahlay hat ma lo
pahlay hat ma lo 
phir mon mal lo 
phir tokh laghao 
phir sidha karoo 
phir sorakh ma daloo 
uf 
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye,
Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay
tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

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I want to suck you…….lick you
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!

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Jahan se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy

Girl friend: Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan
se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy
.
Larka: bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao
.
Girl: “Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.

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mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi 
jawab meri baat ka 
deti ho to khara ho jata hai 
rom rom jazbaat ka 
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo 
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain?. 
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, 
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, 
tab jaakar hota hai?. 
unka? 
Mobile Charge?!
 
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kuch larkiyan khare
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein 
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein 
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . . 
Jaroo
 
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pehlay gallay lagao
Pehlay gallay lagao 

phir kiss karo 

phir bistar pe litaao 

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo 


agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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a peach is a peacha
A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum.
a kiss aint a kiss unless its 
wiv tongues. so open ur mouth &
close ur eyes & give ur tongue some 
exercise
 
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tell meis it going
Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..
ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly .. 
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

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um chaat ki dukaan kholenge
CHACHI: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! 
BHATIJA: Thik Hai. 
CHACHI: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge. 
BHATIJA: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
"10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Double Meaning SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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Double Meaning SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

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