SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic : Double Meaning SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Thursday, 4 September 2014

Double Meaning SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Double Meaning SMS In Urdu Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

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DOUBLE MEANING SMS

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In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!

In a bath room,

a boy touches a girl everywhere!

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always think dirty.

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pahlay hat ma lo

phir mon mal lo

phir tokh laghao

phir sidha karoo

phir sorakh ma daloo

kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye,

Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae

Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay

tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

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I want to suck you…….lick you

I want to suck you

lick you

wanna move my tongue all over you

wanna feel you in my mouth

yep, that's how you

eat an ice cream!

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Jahan se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy

Girl friend: Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan

se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy

Larka: bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao

Girl: “Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.

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mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai?.

unka?

Mobile Charge?!

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kuch larkiyan khare

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .

Jaroo

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pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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a peach is a peacha

A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum.

a kiss aint a kiss unless its

wiv tongues. so open ur mouth &

close ur eyes & give ur tongue some

exercise

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tell meis it going

Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..

ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..

stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

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um chaat ki dukaan kholenge

CHACHI: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

BHATIJA: Thik Hai.

CHACHI: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

BHATIJA: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k

"10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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