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Thursday 4 September 2014

New Funny SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

New Funny SMS In Urdu Biography

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

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Sardar going to shikar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon

Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

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50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K

"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

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Electric generator

Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric generator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

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olad ni hoi

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi 2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita? 1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:

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Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW

Officer: Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train

ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar: Me kanta badal donga

Officer: Agar na badal sako?

Sardar: Me Red signal donga

Officer: Light na ho to?

Sardar: Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Officer: Jhanda b na mila to?

Sardar: Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa

Officer: Kyun?

Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D

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In bio practical

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

and puts his finger

on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it

because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

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