SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic : Insult SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Sunday, 7 September 2014

Insult SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Insult SMS In Urdu Biography

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* I'd Insult You,

But

You Are Not Bright

Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot

Mind & Matter

I Don't Mind & You

Don't Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore

We Have Nothing

Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were

An ASSET

But

You Are 2 Words

Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have Something

To Say

Raise Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your

Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

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Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

"Happy MANGO season"

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Gadhay K Bachche

10inch k hotay hain

Kuttay Ki Nasal

Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain

Bandar K Bachchay

Shararti hote he..;->

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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,

Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

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One Of D

Intellignt

Monkey

Missing

Zoo.!

Its Name Is..

Is..

Is!

Dont Worry

It Is Not U,

Bcoz

It Is Intelligent

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If A Gorilla Catches U,

What Will U Do?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

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BE - ALERT

KOI BHI

KUCH BHI

KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR

NIGAH - RAKHNA

Kyu - K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE

KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@

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After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....

Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?

Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)

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GoLdEn WoRdS

AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe

Na Pa SkO Tu...

'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->

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Time:2 Min 35 Sec

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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?

Video Dekhen Ge.

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I Want

Kill U

But I Can't,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.'

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Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

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Ankhon mein shrrafat.

chal mein nazaakat.

dil mein sachai.

phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki

MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

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Ye sms us behanchod

ko karen jisne apse kaha

1 may ko sms pakag khtm

hojaynge mene apna farz

pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta

k ye gali asal

bande tk pohanche =P ;->

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In Summer's Rain

U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out

Dance Around

Sing Songs

Meet Wit Friends

Jump Around

Koi Baat Nahi. . .

Every Frog Feels The Same :-)

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