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Wednesday 3 September 2014

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Funny SMS Jokes In Urdu Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk

SMS Joke 1: ‘Yad rkhna, aik LAHORI KI
Zindagi mn
3 morr kabhi na kabhi zaroor aatey hn.

Aik samnabad morr
Doosra skeem morr…
Aur tesra pekhy wala morr.. :-D ’

SMS Joke 2: ’Golden words!

Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr leta hai to yaad rkho
“Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai….
Tusi baarun laa k nass jao…

SMS Joke 3: 1 bnda Bemar Huwa

1 Dost ney osy Hospital Janey ka Kaha
wo Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Darwazey They
1 Per “Khas bemari” or 1 per “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
osy Mamoli Bemari thi is Liyey wo Mamoli Bemari Waley Room main Chla Gya
Wahan Bhi 2 Drwazey they 1 Per “Khas Admi” or 1 per Aam Admi likha tha
wo Ghareeb Admi Tha is liyey Aam Admi Waley Door sey Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to dekha k wo Hospital sey Bahir Tha.
“Geo Pakistan”‘

SMS Joke 4: ’1 pahelwan ki tang neeli ho gai

DOCTOR:zeher phel gya h katni paregi
3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai
DOCTOR:ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya
2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den
8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neli ho gae
DOCTOR:
Ab smjh aya tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat nahi!!!’

SMS Joke 5: ‘Mein Pee Kr Nhi Behkta, Use Dekh Kr Behkta Hoon,

Itna Bta, Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO ???
Ammi ka jawab :-
“Sharab Haram hai, aur wo Haramzadi”…:D

SMS Joke 6: ‘Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai’

SMS Joke 7: ’Bf went 2 his gf home wid flowers to propose her.. but her mom opened the door, his face turned red & he said “Aunty plz vote…for Tahreek-e-insaaaf”!:) …’

SMS Joke 8: Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked’

SMS Joke 9: Aik larki ke anso se zeyada qeemti koi cheez nai hoti

Jab aik anso ankh se behta hai tou is main

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LOREAL eyeliner price 500

Or

DIOR mascara price 900 mix ho jata hai

Jab ye ansu behta hua rukhsar pe puhanchta hai tou is main ‘D&G’ blusher price 900 mix hojata hai

Or

Aakhir men aansu jab hoont pe pohachta hai tou is main ‘MAYBELLINE’ lipstick price 700 mix ho jata hai

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Is tra aek aansu 3000 rupe ka banta hai

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Is lye ap kisi bhi larki ko na rulaayen plzzzz….

SMS Joke 10: Aik phlospher ney kiya khoob kaha hai…

Insan ki pehchaan uski khoobsurti,libaas,khandaan,taaleem,aur dolat se nai hoti.

Agar insaan kisi chez say pehchana jata hai tou wo hai uska apna…

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Hmesha apna cnic apnay paas rkha Karen.

Shukriya