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Wednesday 3 September 2014

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Mazahiya SMS In Urdu Biography

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Allama Iqbal aur WAPDA main aik cheez commona hai

Pata hai keya??

Dono ka kaam aik hi hai k

soi howee qoam ko jagana

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’1 bnda Bemar Huwa
1 Dost ney osy Hospital Janey ka Kaha
wo Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Darwazey They
1 Per “Khas bemari” or 1 per “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
osy Mamoli Bemari thi is Liyey wo Mamoli Bemari Waley Room main Chla Gya
Wahan Bhi 2 Drwazey they 1 Per “Khas Admi” or 1 per Aam Admi likha tha
wo Ghareeb Admi Tha is liyey Aam Admi Waley Door sey Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to dekha k wo Hospital sey Bahir Tha.
“Geo Pakistan”‘

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’1 Building K 100th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy

1 Din Lift khrab Thi
Unho Ny Sirrhiyon Sy uper Jany Ka Faisla Kia
Boriyat Sy Bachny K Liy Ye Decide Kia K
1st Frnd Kisi Jang Ki Story Sunaega
2nd Koi Funy Story.
Or 3rd Koi Sad Story.
Is trah 100th Flor Tk Phnch Jaegy
1st Ny Jng Ki Story Sunai Or 50 Flr Tk Phnch Gay
2nd Ny Funy Story Sunai Or Wo 99 Flor Pr Phnch Gay
Phr 3rd Ny Sad Story Sunaty Huy Rone Lga Or Kaha k
FLAT di chabi gadi vich reh gai ay.’

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’1 pahelwan ki tang neeli ho gai

DOCTOR:zeher phel gya h katni paregi
3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai
DOCTOR:ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya
2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den
8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neli ho gae
DOCTOR:
Ab smjh aya tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat nahi!!!’

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‘Sheikh ki Dukan mein likha tha:

‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umr k logon ko dia jaye ga,
wo b Un k waliden se pooch kar .
G O Sheikhoooo.

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’1 molvi sahib bazar se guzar rahe the

rastey me 3 larkiyan mili
1 larki boli :- namaste molvi saab
molvi :- ye dozakh me jaye gi
2sri boli assalamoalaikum
molvi:-ye jannat me jaaey ge
3sri boli:-hello darling
molvi:-ht jaaao
ye merey sath jaaey gi..

Love:

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‘You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.’

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‘Tere pyar ki hifazat hum ny kuch is trha se ki

Jab kisi ny pyaar se dekha to hum ny nazrin jhuka li’

‘Tere pyar ki hifazat hum ny kuch is trha se ki
Jab kisi ny pyaar se dekha to hum ny nazrin jhuka li’

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‘Meri Be-basi, meri Eltija, Meri Zabt-e-aah pe Nazar to kr,

Mujy Muskra k na TAAL , Meri zindagi ka Sawal hy..

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‘Khayaal Tera Mere Ghamoon Ka Marham Hai

Apne Saath Teri Yaadon Ko iss Liye Rakhti Hon’

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‘BADAL DALO

Taskeen na ho jis se wo RAAZ BADAL DALO
Jo Raaz na Rakh paye HAMRAAZ BADAL DALO
Tum ne b suni hogi Bari Aam kahawat hai
Anjaam ka ho khatra AGHAZ BADAL DALO
Pur soz Dilon ko jo Muskan na de paye ANDAZ BADAL DALO
Ae Dost karo Himmat kuch door Sawera hai
Gar Chahte ho Manzil to PARWAAZ BADAL DALO.’