SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic : Dirty SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Wednesday 3 September 2014

Dirty SMS In Urdu SMS Urdu Love Funny Ghazal English Love 20`4 Love SMS Friend Eid Mubarak Sad Messages Romantic

Dirty SMS In Urdu Biography

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Urdu

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

dabao naa, zara zor se

aisa karo apni shirt nikalo

apni pant bhi nikal do

meri saadi bhi nikal do

ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa

bahut tight hai plz.

aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,

ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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English

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.

ill help u out netime.

2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry

.make$ me weep & wanna die.

ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....

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Urdu

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,

Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,

Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,

Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,

Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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Urdu

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar

"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"

mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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Urdu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti

hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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English

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE

Keep Smiling..

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Urdu

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi... Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to

wo boli .... na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay

pata hai bevi boli... mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola...

acha... par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...

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English

3 Galz having lunch.

1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw & punchered

them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

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English

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund

pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre

dal day

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Urdu

JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,

AGER WO BuSSY HO TO RUK JANa,

OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,

OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY

KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY

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Urdu

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka

phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka

phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka

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Urdu

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?

Dost: Apna Lun day.

Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.

Dost: Far mera Lun day day Urdu